intimatedesires

automatically:

me as a parent

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

eartheld:

mia-redworth:

korrigan-sidhe:

witchyroses:

dirrtyflowerchild:

mookau:

This is definitely a portal to another world

no questions..^

Oh faery pools *wistful sigh*

i will never not reblog this picture, just let that be known. i feel more at home looking at it than not.

Wow

mostly nature


~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

eartheld:

mia-redworth:

korrigan-sidhe:

witchyroses:

dirrtyflowerchild:

mookau:

This is definitely a portal to another world

no questions..^

Oh faery pools *wistful sigh*

i will never not reblog this picture, just let that be known. i feel more at home looking at it than not.

Wow

mostly nature

~Let’s chill in my Hippie Van~

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"Act like you trust people, but don’t."
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— 2 days ago with 474695 notes

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

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— 2 days ago with 54249 notes

canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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— 2 days ago with 184733 notes

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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— 2 days ago with 62989 notes

quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

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— 6 days ago with 277051 notes

luunytoonz:

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

oh.

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— 6 days ago with 154491 notes